"Born. Living. Not quite dead."
This doesn’t even make sense. I get that she is saying she has a lot of patience, but does she even know what virtues are?
- god: hey baby
- god: did it hurt
- god: when you fell from heaven?
- satan: you're a fucking dick
(Source: legendofnigga, via bob-loblaw-law-blog)
The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches
(Source: 314-eater, via wormwoodisbitterliliesarewhite)
this is what happens when you search Rutherford B Hayes on Soundcloud.
(via bob-loblaw-law-blog)
(Source: trollney, via billcosbysextape)
during the summer i forget a variety of things
- what day it is
- the last time i showered
- the last time i changed my clothes
- the last time i did my laundry
- what time zone im in
- when i last slept
- who people from school are
- the last time i ate (so i eat more)
(via wormwoodisbitterliliesarewhite)
- mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
- me: i have no idea
my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”
it is like 400 dollars
where did he get it
what is
what
what
what
what
w h a t
(via zycrons)
